Cartoonist wants bacon and chocolate

I swear all i wanted was a bacon dripping with some ohhy goey chocolate! like the sample at the ice cream shop (which made me gag by the way). But beside the point i was so pissed off when i tasted that crap!! it had little bacon tastes in it but nothing more!! it was as if the makers said bacon was after thought but lets put it on the cover and call it “mo’s BACON bar”

BAAACCCOONNN!!! there’s supposed to be more bacon instead of chocolate!! Oh course while all of this is going mi madre is saying this bar is completely against what we’ve been doing for the past few months.